WASHINGTON—Members of the U.S. Congress reported Wednesday they were continuing to carefully debate the issue of whether or not they should allow the country to descend into a roiling economic meltdown of historically dire proportions. “It is a question that, I think, is worthy of serious consideration: Should we take steps to avoid a crippling, decades-long depression that would lead to disastrous consequences on a worldwide scale? Or should we not do that?” asked House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-VA).
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They really are the nation’s finest news source, aren’t they?
So glad all these rich dudes are in charge.
You know things are getting bad when satire flirts dangerously close with being genuine reporting.
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LOL. This is too easy for The Onion, isn’t it?